roughrimjob:

FEELING LIKE YOU BOTHER THE ONLY PERSON YOU WANT TO TALK TO IS REALLY SHITTY

honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

the—brothad:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

The yellow man gives him a HIGH FIVE ON THE WAY OUT.
shoespie-official:

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"I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong."
Humans of New York - Amman, Jordan (via 5000letters)
stoned-levi:

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

horse horse horse horse horse horse horse

rdjmpreg666:

studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test 

"Introverts, man. We’re weird sometimes. Like, “I love you, but I need to go over here by myself right now.”"

monicalewinsky1996:

retr0philia:

yeah you called me cute, but like

did you mean cute as in puppy cute

or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties

I hope none of you ever get laid